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0001 #BasikAtBest DESCRIPTION: Where it all started. You're gonna one mint this one, folks. This yellow question has a man for you, but are you #MeToo enough to answer?

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0

0002 #SirLumpyDog DESCRIPTION: Oh no, I fucked up already and when I did the lamination I cut off the hashtag so I hope people know what to do (what exactly is that lol?)

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0

0003 #IrishKyle DESCRIPTION: I had to check with central casting to see if this NFT was racist and my lawyer said no; he also gave me a year subscrippy to the anti-racist baby league... ummm, can you say lucky?

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0

0004 #LaserBird88 DESCRIPTION: So the backstory of this cat (bird) is that he/they was/were born on a half-moon in 1988 and sentenced to 9/11 with secret free energy laser technology and we will never ever talk about any of this again.

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0

0005 #SgtLizidog DESCRIPTION: You ever wanted a dog that was also a lizard and was also a highly respected member of the U.S. Military. At NFTS4EVER, we support the troops!

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0

0006 #ThatMustardSun DESCRIPTION: Just got a DNA test and this NFT is 100% THAT MUSTARD SUN. (ketchup h8ers be damned!)

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0

0007 #AHHGHH22 DESCRIPTION: In the year 2022 we will start screaming, and by that I mean this is the year of scream therapy and also the year China takes over the world AHHGHH!!!

DROP DATE: 09.29.22 DROP LOCATION: PRICE: $0