The guy who makes things has logged on and is ready to bring you his NFTS
— Newly Found Treasures! —
for a limited time for FREE only on Meatspace, Planet Earth (aka ~South New Jersey + Environs, but potentially WORLD-WIDE)
can ya catch 'em all? CAN YA CATCH EVEN ONE?? LET'S START WITH ONE HAHA!
(no seriously, these are all out there / WERE [?] out there / in the real world; see map(s) for general locale(s) — try to find them if you live nearby or build a vacation around this very stupid task)

... "BookMark" the MyAmerica Web Station to be alerted of 'new drops'...
... claim ownership by emailing vernonhowl-at-gmail-dot-com a picture of the NFT (preferably framed in a place of honor in your household) ...